BEING SHUT UP BY A KISS IS NOT ROMANTIC YOU LET ME FINISH TALKING FIRST ASSHOLE!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "
"Dad you named me after a girl."
“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”
i like how this is assuming mcgonagall is somehow still alive and teaching by the time harrys kid is school aged
How dare you even suggest otherwise