1. kibayiffer420:

    BEING SHUT UP BY A KISS IS NOT ROMANTIC YOU LET ME FINISH TALKING FIRST ASSHOLE!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  2. veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  3. sansaofhousestark:

    the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time

    (via alihotsydraught)

     
  4. tunte:

    tom-aiac:

    This is true art right here.

    Humans are great

    (Source: best-of-memes, via alihotsydraught)

     
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  6. raphnarock:

    stirpicus:

    cyclonemetal:

    in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

    Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

    OMG HE’S TOTORO

    NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  7. onlyblackgirl:

    White people will raise hell for discrimination and brutality against Pitbulls but won’t blink twice at a black person getting choked to death by the police, 300 kidnapped Nigerian girls or innocent black people getting thrown in jail with a death sentence. 

    (via alihotsydraught)

     
  8. frank-e-shadow-tongue:

    pinkcookiedimples:

    Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

    this is me though

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  9. schizoauthoress:

    Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

    (Source: harshcutieszoos, via alihotsydraught)

     

  10. lovelylavenderchild:

    You cannot be racist to white people

    just like you can’t fire your boss

    because you don’t have that power

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  11. artisjustfrozenmusic:

    feralblonde:

    thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    get some duct tape & fix that attitude

    Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  12. billykaploser:

    tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

    (via alihotsydraught)

     

  13. officialfolgers:

    elvenari:

    foxyplaydate:

    "Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

    "Dad you named me after a girl."

    “Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

    i like how this is assuming mcgonagall is somehow still alive and teaching by the time harrys kid is school aged

    How dare you even suggest otherwise

    (via alihotsydraught)

     
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  15. mcsauces:

    mcsauces:

    homegirl lore looking fly as hell

    morning peeps

    (via misato-tachibana)