they discovered they were actually all really small
Well, human babies are significantly larger than troll grubs
how many of us, as children, have had creeping thoughts of “i think i have a crush on somebody of my own gender” or “i wish i were another gender” and dismissed them so swiftly and so effectively because those ideas were unnatural and unconscionable that they never had the chance to grow into our identities? how many more of us, when finally told from childhood that queerness is a real and good option, will be queer and will love it?
I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas
"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"
"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."
Can you imagine, though:
Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out: